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by Heidi Danos December 07, 2016

You've got a few gifts on hand... that suggestive pair of elephant boxers for your honey, the unicorn poop for little Jane... but, what (oh what!?) will you do for the rest?

We ask that you contemplate the following limerick:

There once was a frustrated parent,
Whose kids' bathing habits were errant.
They got Dirty Knees Soap,
The kids thought it was dope,
Musty stink then emerged as transparent.

When was the last time you knew a middle school boy who LOVED to shower. If that doesn't convince you that we've got something for everyone on your list, I don't know what will. If your gift recipients bathe (we're going to jump to a conclusion here and say that everyone on your list does)... we've got you covered.

Need help making a selection? Message us! If you're really stuck, may we suggest a Gift Card

With that... we wish you a happy, stress-free holiday season filled with lots of good, clean smells.

Holiday woman with long list

Heidi Danos
Heidi Danos


Owner, Dirty Knees Soap Co.

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